Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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