Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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