oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
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