Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I understand Curling. That high.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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