I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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