You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
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