Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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