i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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