ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
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