I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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