At least make sure they are 18
Why
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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