Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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