just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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