Nicole vs. Life
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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