I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Green mimosas i think yes
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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