your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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