How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
We need to get me chipped asap
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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