i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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