I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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