We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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