I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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