two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
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