Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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