her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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