He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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