i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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