Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
my sisters under your porch take her home
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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