YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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