Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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