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(313): View more from Michigan

We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.

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(310): View more from California

I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.

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(309): View more from Illinois

So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card

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(407): View more from Florida

I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis

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(509): View more from Washington

Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.

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