I heard we made out
3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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