I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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