dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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