love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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