I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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