The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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