Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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