chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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