real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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