Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
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