if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
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