How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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