dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Congratulations! We have a period
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