they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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