I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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