Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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