I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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