I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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