Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Damn victory sex feels great
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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