That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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