she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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