Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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