I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
