don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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