dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I wear drunk well.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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