when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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